Cat Wants Food Badly

Cat : Are you coming downstairs to groom and feed me?

Human : No.

Cat : Are you sure?

Human : Yes.  That’s why I’m holding this basket of laundry.

Cat : Fool!

Cat runs under foot, tripping Human who falls down the steps, bounces off a wall, and comes to a crumpled halt at the bottom of the stairs.

Cat : Well, now that you’re down here …

Human : Ow.

(Based on a true story.  And yes, this week has been really boring.)

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