The Moose
Every writer has a Muse.
Me? I have a Moose.
Okay, the idea isn’t entirely mine. They say ‘Steal from the best’ and in this case, I stole from Stephan Pastis, creator of the comic strip Pearls Before Swine. On July 11, 2003, he published the following strip that started it all :

The Ink
I am a Writer. While I may type my words on a computer or write it on a notepad, it’s all Ink to me.