Cat : Are you coming downstairs to groom and feed me?
Human : No.
Cat : Are you sure?
Human : Yes. That’s why I’m holding this basket of laundry.
Cat : Fool!
Cat runs under foot, tripping Human who falls down the steps, bounces off a wall, and comes to a crumpled halt at the bottom of the stairs.
Cat : Well, now that you’re down here …
Human : Ow.
(Based on a true story. And yes, this week has been really boring.)