A conversation with several friends this afternoon.
Avery : are you /sure/ you want that honey?

Me : Okay. I’m gonna see that in my sleep tonight, thanks.
Jon : Middle of the night, gonna call Matt and go “Hey, got any honey?” just to freak him out
Zamenhof : Hahaha.
Dhivael : Doooooooo eeeeeeeeet.
Me : I will keeeel you.
Dhivael : Doooooooo eeeeeeeeeet!
Me : I hate each and every one of you on a deep, personal level
Ladies and gentlemen, these are my friends.