My Knight In Fluffy Armor

Things My Cat Has Defended Me From

  • The drawstrings on my running shorts
  • His tail
  • Getting too comfortable in my office chair or the couch
  • Paper cuts (by sitting on the newspaper/magazine)
  • Being smothered by blankets (by smothering said blankets first)
  • Missing lunch
  • Unexciting walks past furniture under which he can hide

Things My Cat Has NOT Defended Me From

  • My Cat
Sir Tim Tam