When The Wife Is Away …

… strange stuff happens.

On the subject of hardening off plants for the garden …

Me: The plants have been out all day pretty much. I  watered them around noon and they looked good.  Let me know if that’s too long or not but it hasn’t been unbearably hot or windy or anything like that.

Steph: All day is ok now. They need to learn to be tough!

Me: I went out to shut up the cold frame earlier.  The plants told me to get out of their neighborhood and I think they might have been dealing drugs. I saw a pot.   They may have gotten too tough.

Steph: *facepalm*

And then there was this …

Go, save yourself! I’ll keep the walls from closing in!