Reasons I Haven’t Updated

Below is a list of possible reasons I have not updated the blog as of late.  Take your pick.  They’re all equally plausible.

The recent heat wave has melted all the tubes bringing the Internet to my house.

We missed a day of feeding the squirrels and birds.  As a result, they took us hostage until our next of kin were able to pay a handsome ransom of sunflowers.

I was summoned to Washington D.C. to take part in an effort to switch the vote of Chief Justice Roberts on the Affordable Care Act and have been busy cleaning up all the loose ends.  No, I won’t explain further – I’ve already said too much.

I received a new computer at work and have thus been distracted by the shiny.

I attempted to keep up with Steph’s pace in reading.  This attempt startled my brain so much that it knocked me out and caused me to have amnesia for the past two weeks.

Tim Tam attempted to take over the Tri-State area.  Fortunately, he was thwarted by Tucker but for a short time, Steph and I were forced into the Witness Protection Program in order to evade Tim Tam’s minions.

I forgot the login to the blog and had to write a hacking program from scratch, which is kind of hard since I can’t program my way out of a paper sack.