Yes, this is a fairly accurate representation of how I feel about Dan Brown’s novels.

Okay, I”d love the guy’s paycheck, don’t get me wrong.  I think his story plots are fairly good (not spectacular), but I can’t make heads or tails out of them because of the grammatical errors and other rule breaking he does.  And no, it’s not a good thing, especially when I’m just trying to read for relaxation.  Steph can attest to that.  I shouted at Da Vinci Code more than once.  And just for kicks, the Telegraph (UK) has a fun article here on his Twenty Worst Sentences.