This is my calendar at work today. Listed at 1:30 is the User Services meeting of which I am part as the Lead of the Help Desk.  We have these every few weeks so we can get together.  Today brought good news. The meeting was  canceled!

Bad News!  No one else was invited to the meeting.  No one else knew anything about it.  In fact, it didn’t show up on their calendars.  This can mean only one thing.

My calendar has gained self-awareness and is calling meetings on its own.  I’ll let you know when it schedules world domination so we can prepare for it.