Expand Your Vocab In Only 5 Gallons!

A Faucet, otherwise known as This F**KING pile of S**t!
A Faucet, otherwise known as This F**KING pile of S**t!

New Bathroom Faucet? Check!
Pliers? Check!
Screwdriver? Check!
Wrench? Check!
Hack Saw? Why…oh, for the pipe.  Check!
Box Cutter? …Check!
Wire Cutters? Uh…yeah, check?
Hammer? Ah…right here?
Safety Glasses? Er…yeah, I guess.
Ear Plugs? Now just wait a second…
Jig Saw? WTF?

Plumbing!  Expanding your vocabulary since 1840!