On this, my final day as a 35 year old, I give you proof that I am no wiser after having been on this Earth for three and a half decades:
Me (leaving the house after lunch) : Well, I’m gonna head back for my last work day as a thirty five year old.
Steph : You going to sign up for the AARP then?
Me : Hey, I can send a picture of your hair along with it. Maybe we’ll get a family discount!
Steph : *glare of death*